If you are ever on the beach in India and leery-peery men keep coming up to you and wanting to know which country you are from or wanting you to take pictures for them or take pictures with them, and you pretend to only speak French, they will leave you alone.
Indians, you see, while tri- or even quadralingual, do not speak French.
Except maybe in Pondicherry. It used to be a French colony. I wouldn't try it there.